…because we all love a whiner.
No? Really? You don’t? I mean you must love me a little else why are you still readi… you get the point. Let’s go.
-There are certain things in life you should never to say to people. And by people, I mean me. Here goes. Sharpen your pencils: call me, where are you? can I ask you a question? we need to talk, are you free?
-If you want me to reply to you, always text. Never call. I stare at the phone ringing until it goes dead then just text you one word: sup? It’s not because I am rude but talking on the phone freaks me out. I legit don’t know how to do it #awkward. So if we have talked on the phone, know you are special. I answered your call. Get very gassed please. I joke.
-I have discovered the key to Audio books which I was not keen on before. The secret is this: if the audio book is an autobiography narrated by the author themselves then its easy to stay engaged with it. Self-help books are okay to listen to too. Fiction would be hard as an Audio book for me though.
-Trevor Noah’s book Born a Crime is comedy gold. I think my next audio book will be The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. Might have to be on pay day though, coz audio books are hella pricey.
-Speaking of books. I also wanna pick up one of those. A physical one. The last one I read was… *tries to remember* The Forty Rules of Love. All in all, an okay (at times frustrating) read. I did like how all the chapters started with B. though. That was kindda neat.
-A senior at work, and I mean really high up, spoke down to me a lot today. They accused me of not handling a situation well enough. This would have normally petrified me. Sometimes though you reach a space in life where you literally have 0 … shall we say cares? left to give because you know you handled the situation the best way you knew how under the (crappy) circumstances so you’re like; *sings* can’t touch this. Which is not true because technically, they can touch this by sacking me. But Allah’s with me innit.
-Things in my day deterriorated a lot after work. I was so stressed and spaced out that I stopped at a green light thinking it was red and the line of cars behind me that had to brake harshly as a result of my stopping? Lets just say they had LOUD and colourful ways of letting their feelings towards me be known. I came home and decided to make tea to calm me down but I managed to break a spice jar and despite remaining calm allllll day when all that shit was kicking off, it took breaking a stupid jar and seeing shards of glass everywhere to make me cry. The mind boggles wallah…
-Update on the seller who didn’t deliver my work after a 3/4 month wait; they ignored my last message (which they opened and read 10 days after I sent it) in reply to the snappy one they sent me, unfollowed me on social media, and are just full on pretending I don’t exist now. Excellent customer service *slow, sarcastic clap* because star plus.
-We have some saying in Arabic for people who wrong you then pretend its the other way around. Let me treat your ears to a few; they kill the deceased then walk in his funeral march and they hit me and cried then ran to tell on me first.
Wa shukran. That is to say; thank you (for reading incase that wasn’t implicit) …
Peace out x