…when I’m supposed to be sleeping, because work;
-I don’t make nearly enough people jealous that I speak Arabic fluently when they don’t. I feel like it’s the one language that everyone is learning these days and there is a teasing opportunity not to be missed here.
-I cannot wait until December. This month brings my heart so much joy and God knows I need me some joy right about now.
-Why did I buy a scary book yesterday that I am now too scared to read? Dimwit. There’s £7 I ain’t ever seeing again.
-Waiting for medical test results is one part of growing up I don’t want to have to deal with. Going to hospital for further tests is a second. Physical pain is a third. As it turns out, my pain threshold is an absolute joke.
-Sometimes, I honestly think I am the funniest person I know.
-If greenery didn’t make me itchy and the ground wasn’t muddy 24/7 because England, I’d sit under a tree all day, close my eyes and just feel.
-I want a fitbit just to see what my sleeping pattern’s saying. I know 100% that my sleep is disturbed every night because I wake up and stare at my ceiling like a zombie but evidence would be nice.
-I should cut my hair. I’ve grown it long enough. It’s not grass. Decision is now made. Goodbye hair.