1. Online Tam is someone I would genuinely be friends with. She’s funny, she’s entertaining and hella confident. Real Tam, well… none of the above. Okay maybe one of the above.
2. Online Tam will troll you hard if you deserve it. Real Tam is too nice. Borderline push over.
3. Online Tam is pretty shameless. Real tam has a few ounces left I think.
4. Online Tam is hella cynical when it comes to love. Real tam loves hard. Most unfortunately. The dimwit.
5. Online Tam is actually not private at all despite what many of you believe. Real Tam is so secretive she’s practically a spy.