– I wonder if people skip my snaps as frequently as I skip theirs?
– When will this writer’s block piss off? I need to write.
– To be fair, I only skip snaps of people talking coz I’m at work and I shouldn’t be on my phone. Also, of people flooding their story with photos of their kids and I know that makes me sound like the world’s biggest git but…
– It’s not that I don’t like productivity, productivity doesn’t like me.
– She is offending you but laugh anyway. Oh hahaha! Lol… that is hilarious person I hardly ever speak to. There, she’s gone now. Good.
– Should I clean my filthy room? Or should I watch another episode of Mind your Language?
– What even is on my timetable for tomorrow?
– Have I prayed Ish’aa yet?
– Am I a horrible sister? Or are my siblings basically little gits?
– You really should stop doing interview with self posts. They are ridiculous.
– Kindda like them though.
– No, Tam.
– You own 2 kindles and you read on your phone because you cannot be bothered to charge the Kindles. Justify that.
– I spend half my life de-cluttering so why is this room full of clutter?
– Why have I bought not one, not two, but THREE Turkish novels when I can’t even read it fluently? C.L.U.T.T.E.R.
– Do I have to go to work tomorrow?