The 100 Questions No One Ever Asks Tag

Because (1) I am bored (2) It is something daft like 1:48am right now and I can’t sleep and (3) I haven’t posted in what feels like a decade and a half. Let’s do this;

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE EVER ASKS

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

I mean they’re closed right now. But I am not sure it would bother me per se if they were open.

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

If they are in pretty packaging yes. Or if I am reliably informed that it is a good brand. Wow, one is rather petty.

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

What does that even mean? Out I guess.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

No.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

I like the idea. Somehow though I accumalate all these quirky ones and never ever use them.

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

Do we even have coupons in the UK?

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Neither. How morbid of you to ask. Oh I’m taking the fun out of the game you say? Fine, bear. I hate being itchy.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

Nope.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Well yeah, until the guy taking my passport photo told me it was no longer allowed. Now I just pout πŸ˜—

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

Currently it’s when people use the word “cheeky” as a prefix to everything; I’m just getting a cheeky coffee, we’re having a cheeky take-out, just had a cheeky little nap! #no

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

Sometimes.

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

I mean. I feel like everyone has had to do this outdoors at one point in life.

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Er, no.

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

Yes.

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

Always. Seriously, never lend me pens.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

How is this a question?

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Single. I guess it explains answer no. 16 now πŸ˜‚

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

It’s an Arabic song that you will most likely not know so I shall spare thee the deets.

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

I guess?

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

No.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

I walked out of Broken Flowers within the first 20 minutes a few years ago.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

If I had treasure, I would keep it not burry it. Times are hard bruh.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Anything but water. Nothing Alcoholic coz religion inneh.

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

I’m into mayo these days.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Carbs- all day, everyday.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, I reckon.

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

Well this is depresseing…

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Not applicable.

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Not applicable.

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Not long ago actually. I sometimes take part in the More Love Letters movement which you should totally check out if you are not familiar.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

Nope.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Yep.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

Yep.

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Chicken Mayo.

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

Chicken Mayo. I joke. I’m into cooked breakfasts these days as long as someone else cooks them for me.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

Well, see above note about what time it is now.

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

I could win awards, much to my mother’s dismay.

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

Never celebrated Halloween.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Don’t care.

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

Fluently? Two. Not so fluently? Also two. Self taught though so gimme some credit for some credit.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

None.

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Linco- what now?

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

I don’t think so.

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Johnathan Ross. It’s staring to dawn on me that this is an American list.

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Turkish ones. Which is how I picked up some of the lingo.

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Not to a phobic extent.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Yaas.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

No. I do one better. I imagine hypothetical scenarios in my head that have a snowball’s chance in hell of ever becoming reality.

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Yep.

50. EVER USED A GUN?

Like a real one? No.

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51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

Recently actually. In photography class. I didn’t get to keep the shot. Much sadness.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

Kind of.

53. IS CHRISTMAS EID STRESSFUL?

I mean, no but that’s coz we don’t do much? Much sadness.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

I don’t know what that is, so no.

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Mixed Berry?

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

A seamstress and a flight attendant. Ironically I can sew to save my life and I don’t meet the height requirement to be a flight attendant.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Nope.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yeah.

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

No. I don’t take meds as seriously as I should do.

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

Yeah.

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

Yes.

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

A night dress type thing.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Never been to one.

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

B & M- if you’re British you’ll get it πŸ˜‚

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Adidas.

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos.

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Seeds.

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

No.

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

Haha. No.

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

I’m still at the stage of trying to picture a spouse. His profession is a long way ahead.

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

Yeah.

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Never been in one. Again? Do we have them in the UK?

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

Yeah. I wish I can say it was a profound moment, but it was when my mother bought me my dream camera at the time.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

No.

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

No.

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

Yeah. The Arab equivelant- bakhoor. If you know, you know πŸ˜‰

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

How peak would answering this be to my future spouse (whom I cannot picture) I mean…

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

I’d like to take my mum to see Feyrooz (Lebanese singer) you know.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

What is it with concert questions. I’ve never been ok. Leave me alone!

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Hot. All day everyday.

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Tea.

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

I dunno what the latter is.

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

I can’t swim fullstop.

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yes. I am doing it as we spe-…

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Less so as I get older.

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

The weddings I’ve been to all used a stereo system you know πŸ˜‚ ok one used a DJ, it was prettt cool.

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Yeah I won a lot of boom reviews in my time. Rad.

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

No.

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

I should be able to differentiate. Alas…

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

No.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living?

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Ooh that’s kindda deep you know. I used to… not sure anymore.

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Not applicable.

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

My crushes tend to be movie stars. I am a dull dud like that.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

I’m more the suffer in silence kindda gal.

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope.

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

If I get married one day, sure.

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Purple.

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Yes.

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

Well, no one tagged me. Yes I am the sad human who tagged themselves. And frame of reference showd no one really responds to my tags (thanks guys πŸ˜’) nevertheless; feel free to do the tag if you wish. It was kind of fun.

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14 comments

  1. This was fun! I laughed out loud at 44 , figured out its American list at 16 πŸ˜‰ I wonder if there is an Indian list but I guess south Asians are so into each others personal life that we don’t need list to know each other πŸ˜‰ And yeah. . What’s with the concert question. ??! leave her alone!

      1. Also with tea; I can only drink the indian stuff, like brewed on the hob with cardammom etc. None of this tea bag, sugar & milk crap.

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